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Hey, Gigi. Hey, where's your mom?

2
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Upstairs.Okay.

3
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Do you need some help?

4
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Does it look like
I need help? Yes.

5
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Well, I don't.
I'm an elite shopper.

6
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I can carry up to
three times my body weight

7
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in boxes and bags.

8
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You're like an ant. In heels.

9
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My motto is,
"No package left behind."

10
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Can you get that for me?

11
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Yeah. Thank you.

12
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Hey, Da...

13
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We have an X-Vorp 3-D?

14
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No, we do not have
an X-Vorp 3-D.

15
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It's on loan from work.

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This is supposed
to be the most realistic

17
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video-sports interfacing gaming.

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I'm supposed to try it out for a
few days and then give my report.

19
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I heard Olympitron is
the best game out there.

20
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Olympitron? What's that?

21
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It's a 3-D virtual sports game.

22
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It has everything, tennis,
boxing, basketball.

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And if you play online, you can
play against people all over the world.

24
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Whoo! I guess
I better get Olympitron.Yeah.

25
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Oh, by the way, can you
take me to Game Box?

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I want to trade in some of
my old games for Catastrophic.

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Catastrophic? What's that?

28
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It's so cool. In the year 2016,

29
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Barack Obama has been exiled

30
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to a deserted island off
of the coast of Hawaii,

31
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and then a cyborg, Sarah Palin,

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becomes president
of the United States!

33
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And then, she creates an
army of flesh-eating zombies,

34
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and they eat on people's brains.

35
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So then, Obama creates a resistance
movement called "The Voters,"

36
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and they have to take
the country back over

37
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before Sarah Palin's army
eats all the smart people!

38
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Whoo, that's a long way
from Pac-Man.Yeah.

39
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I never told you I was
taking you to Game Box.

40
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You got money
for this? Do I have money?

41
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Yes, I have $60.

42
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♪ Go, Kevin, $60 Go, Kevin ♪

43
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How'd you get 60 bucks?

44
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Let's just say, I have my ways.

45
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Hey, Dad, can I go
to Lux '97s Super Summer Mix?

46
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Everybody's going to be there.

47
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Did you ask your mother?

48
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She said if it's okay with
you, it's okay with her.

49
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Okay. Thanks, Dad.

50
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What? I need 50 bucks.

51
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Oh, no.

52
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In that case, no, you can't go.

53
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I'll pay you back next week.

54
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Why does everybody on Earth,

55
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besides teenage girls,

56
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understand you can't do things
you don't have money for?

57
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I'm trying to get the money.

58
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From where? From you.

59
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You know what? How
many times have I told you,

60
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you need to learn
to manage your money

61
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and save up for the
things you want to do?

62
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Look, Kevin gets it.
Why don't you?

63
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Dad.No.

64
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But, Dad... No.

65
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Dad! No!

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♪ Are we there yet?

67
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me

68
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♪ Tell me, are we there yet?

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♪ Are we there yet?

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Welcome to the X-Vorp
gaming systems...

71
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Hey, baby. Hey, Ma.

72
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Now, everything is on this list.

73
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Be sure to go over and
pick up my mail every day,

74
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because I don't want
somebody realizing

75
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I'm not home
and trying to break in.

76
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Ma, I'm not trying to be picky,

77
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but I don't remember agreeing
to watch your apartment.

78
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Do you remember asking me
to watch your kids?

79
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A few times. All right, then.

80
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Ma, do you expect
something in exchange

81
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for everything I ask
you to do for this family?

82
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Yes. You got married. I didn't.

83
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When I bought white carpet,

84
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I didn't ask you to come
over and take care of that.

85
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Whoo!

86
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This is a big list. How
long you gonna be gone?

87
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Two days. I'll drop off
the keys before I leave.

88
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Prepare for X-Vorp
player interface...

89
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Aren't you a little old
to be playing with cartoons?

90
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Hey, Marilyn. Hey, baby.

91
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Hey.

92
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Hey, Dad.

93
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Remember when I was
asking you if I could go

94
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to the Super Summer Mix?

95
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Remember when
I was telling you no?

96
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Yes. But my friend Charlotte,
she has an extra ticket.

97
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She said I could come with her,
but I have to tell her today.

98
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Can I go? Fine, I'll tell
your mother.

99
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Aren't you a little too old
to be playing with this?

100
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Shouldn't you be moonwalking
through that door right now?

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Open. Slide...

102
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Gigi? Yeah.

103
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Everything okay?

104
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No. I went to the printer
to pick up the new samples,

105
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and I was planning on paying
cash, and I was $60 short.

106
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What do you mean,
you were $60 short?

107
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It cost $140,
and all I had was $80.

108
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I know what short means.

109
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Why were you $60 short?

110
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I don't know. That's what
I'm trying to figure out.

111
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Okay, well, did you
look everywhere?

112
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Tch. Everywhere,
but where the money is.

113
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Tch. You went out last night.

114
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Maybe you spent it
on drinks at the club.

115
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I don't spend money
on drinks at the club.

116
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Did you fill up your gas tank?

117
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Okay, one, I didn't drive.

118
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Two, I never spend work
money on myself, period.

119
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Okay, so, when was the last time
that you know you had the money?

120
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Okay, I had it in my wallet

121
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when I went to pick up
all that stuff

122
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before I came
to your house last night.

123
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And then I was carrying
all that stuff, and...

124
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And? Um...

125
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Oh, I dropped my wallet.
Kevin picked it up.

126
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And, you know,
that's, you know...

127
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I just... The first time
I thought of it was today.

128
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Okay, so you think
you lost it at the house.

129
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I had it when I went in.

130
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What are you saying?

131
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I'm not saying anything.

132
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Well, don't just stand there
and think it.

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If you've got
something to say, say it.

134
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I'm saying...

135
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I dropped my wallet.

136
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Your son picked it up,

137
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and now it doesn't have $60
that I know was in there.

138
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You think Kevin took your money.

139
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See, I don't, you know... I don't
know what he did or didn't do.

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All I know is what I know,
and I know I had the money.

141
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And now I don't.

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Hey, babe.

143
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What are you doing?

144
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Where's Kevin?

145
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He's downstairs.
What's going on?

146
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Uh, earlier, Gigi said
she lost some money,

147
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and she thinks she had it
when she came by yesterday,

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and she thinks she didn't
have it when she left.

149
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I don't get it.

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She accused Kevin
of stealing it, sort of.

151
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Kevin? Oh, no, no,
no, no, that's crazy.

152
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Now, he might be a lot of
things, but he ain't a thief.

153
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Why would she think that?

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He was the last person
she remembers near her wallet.

155
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How much money
are we talking about?

156
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$60.

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$60?

158
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Yeah, why?

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Kevin bought a new video game
yesterday for $60.

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Where'd he get the money from?

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I don't know, but when Lindsey
asked him, he said he had his "ways."

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You know Kevin. He's like,

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"Go, Kevin, $60.

164
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"I got the money. Go, Kevin."

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Okay, okay. Well, maybe we
need to find out what his ways are.

166
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Hey, son? Turn that off.

167
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What's wrong?

168
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We need to talk to you
about something.

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Well, whatever it is,
I didn't do it,

170
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and I don't know
anything about it.

171
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You don't even know
what we're talking about.

172
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I don't have to. I got three
words for you, "It, wasn't, me."

173
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You bought
a video game yesterday? That was me.

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With $60?That was me, too.

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Where did you get the money?

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It's complicated.

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Look, I think
if you try really hard,

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you can make us understand.

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For the record,

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if you're trying to
scare me, it's working.

181
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It's okay, sweetheart. Just
tell us how you got the money.

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Well, when I heard
about Catastrophic,

183
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I knew I just had to have it.

184
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But that was
only three months ago,

185
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and I only had $12 saved.

186
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So, I saved the $10 you
guys gave me for getting all As.

187
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I got $17.47 for trading
in old video games.

188
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I found $1.03 worth of
change on the streets.

189
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I sold my lunch snacks for 50
cents every day for a whole month.

190
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And then, a homeless guy bought
a bag of my old clothes for $5.

191
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You sold clothes
to a homeless man?

192
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They were for his dog.
Am I in trouble?

193
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Are you telling us the truth?

194
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Yeah. If you want me to,
I can show you the dog.

195
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I mean, the last time I saw him

196
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he had on
my Harry Potter sweater.

197
00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:03,499
That's okay.

198
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,589
Honey, go back
to watching TV.Okay.

199
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Yeah, chill. Thanks, bro.

200
00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:17,992
Good morning, Gigi.

201
00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:20,777
You know, people should
just say "morning."

202
00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:23,606
"Good morning"
is too presumptuous.

203
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Morning, Gigi. Thank you.

204
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Lindsey, I'm sorry.
You did not deserve that.

205
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It's just that
I'm having an off day.

206
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Your mother and I
are having a misunderstanding.

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About what?

208
00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:42,103
Do you really want to know,
or are you being polite?

209
00:09:42,146 --> 00:09:45,236
No, Mom seemed
pretty upset yesterday, too.

210
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All right,

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um, when I was over here
the other night...

212
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Well, at least I think it
was when I was over here,

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$60 disappeared from my wallet.

214
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$60 disappeared
from your wallet?

215
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Yes.

216
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Wow, that's crazy. Where was it?

217
00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:03,951
In the living room,
on the console.

218
00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:06,649
And I'm not one
to point fingers,

219
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:09,652
but I might have suggested
that Kevin took it,

220
00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:12,394
and your mother wasn't
happy about that, not at all.

221
00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:14,570
Maybe you spent it on drinks.

222
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,093
Your mother said the same thing.

223
00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,442
I don't buy my own drinks!

224
00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:19,314
What do you think I am, ugly?

225
00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:27,061
Morning, Suzanne. Good morning, Gigi.

226
00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:29,803
Did you find your money?

227
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:31,369
No.

228
00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:32,980
Did you?

229
00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:36,810
Okay, let's be clear
about a couple of things.

230
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You're my friend,

231
00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:41,292
and I am sure that there is
some explanation for this,

232
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:43,947
but my son did not
take your money.

233
00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:46,123
So, I forgive you
for insulting me like that.

234
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,298
Well, I didn't lose it.

235
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:49,126
Maybe you did. It happens.

236
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:50,693
Well, it doesn't happen
to me, Suzanne.

237
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:53,522
I'm just saying,
maybe you lost the money.

238
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,742
You can call it whatever
you want. Let's go.

239
00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,657
No, here. You drive.

240
00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,876
I don't know if
I'm responsible enough.

241
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,836
I might get lost,
run out of gas,

242
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,185
forget where I left the car.

243
00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:13,890
Forgot your coffee, huh?

244
00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:21,463
Come on, Kevin! Run, Kevin, run!

245
00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,817
Come on, Dad!
You can do this! I got it!

246
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,519
First place, gold medal.

247
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:42,092
Six gold medals, three
silver and one bronze.

248
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:45,487
I think we ready to take down
some live competition, boy!

249
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,622
Oh, so this works, huh? Yeah.

250
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:53,930
Going live.
Choose your opponent.

251
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,889
You know, maybe we should choose

252
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,325
a country that's not that good

253
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,893
so can warm up
on them. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

254
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:04,375
It's the United States
versus Guatemala.

255
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:07,552
I don't think Guatemala
has ever won anything, ever.

256
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:11,078
First event, javelin throw.

257
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,950
Oh, step back, man.
I got this. Watch out!

258
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,779
Here we go.

259
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,520
All right. Let's see.

260
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,610
Okay. And...

261
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:27,224
Eighty-five yards. Amazing!

262
00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:32,926
Put that in your guacamole,
Guatemala! Ha, ha!

263
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,928
What you know
about that, Guatemala, huh?

264
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:37,147
Huh? What you know
about that, huh?

265
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,193
We know you suck!

266
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,499
You throw like
a baby with no arms!

267
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,502
What?

268
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,287
Prepare to lose,
you fat Americans!

269
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,767
Uh-oh.

270
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:50,204
We got a ringer. A what?

271
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:52,989
Sometimes when you play online,
people who are really good

272
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,599
join suck-y teams as a trap.

273
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:57,167
The team is Guatemala,
but it's really the Chinese.

274
00:12:57,211 --> 00:13:00,170
Up next, Guatemala. We're dead.
Watch this.

275
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:06,046
- A hundred-and-ten yards.
- New world record!

276
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,789
They just got lucky.

277
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,703
That wasn't luck!

278
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,055
Prepare to be humiliated.

279
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:17,971
We're going to bring you down
like Tiger Woods with a waitress!

280
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:23,759
Well, what are they saying?
Does this thing translate? Game over.

281
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,196
Say something else,
Guatemala, huh?

282
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,811
Hey, Marilyn. Hey, baby.

283
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:35,162
So, when are you leaving?

284
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:37,860
My vacation starts the
minute that front door closes.

285
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,862
Well, did you come down
here to chase me out?

286
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:43,431
No, actually, I know Dad is
supposed to be looking after your place,

287
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,868
but I was wondering
if you'd let me do it.

288
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,653
No, because you'd go
through my things.

289
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,133
And, see, I don't hide my stuff,

290
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:51,656
'cause I'm grown
and I live alone,

291
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,049
and you'll be asking
a whole bunch of questions,

292
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:54,921
and I don't want to
answer them, so that's why.

293
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:56,705
I won't go through
your stuff, I promise.

294
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:57,924
Besides, Dad's so busy,

295
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,229
he probably doesn't
even wanna do it.

296
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,928
And I'll only charge you $60.

297
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:05,366
$60? Your father's doing
it for free.

298
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:06,976
Oh.

299
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,325
Tell you what I'll do.

300
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,763
Here is $20.

301
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:14,418
Don't ask me to take you to
the mall for another month.

302
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:15,985
Here's another $20.

303
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:18,031
That's for your birthday,
whenever that is.

304
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,946
Here's $20 more.

305
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:22,513
That's to remind you not to ask
me anything for the rest of the year.

306
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,037
But what if...

307
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,647
Just walk away.

308
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:32,219
I'm telling you, man, these
girls are something else.

309
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,047
Well, these little girls
better man up,

310
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,962
or it's going to be man down.

311
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:41,184
I am telling you, man, these
girls are nothing to be played with.

312
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:44,100
Listen, I've been playing video
games a lot longer than they have.

313
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:47,843
And also, I have been
known to talk a bit of trash.

314
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,497
You know, for the record,

315
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:52,195
nobody who talks trash
ever says,

316
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,937
"I have been known
to talk a bit of trash."

317
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,156
Let's do this.

318
00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:58,419
You have your own 3-D glasses?

319
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,725
Does Picasso have
his own brushes?

320
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,858
Does A-Rod have his own bat?

321
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,947
Does Bootsy play his own bass?

322
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,341
He's a bass player, right?

323
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:08,951
Let's play the game.

324
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:14,043
Welcome to beach
volleyball stadium.

325
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,437
USA versus Guatemala.

326
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,047
Hi, suckers!

327
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:22,138
Let's rock and roll!

328
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,488
Sweet serve from Guatemala.

329
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,578
Coming your way.

330
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,319
Slam!

331
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,581
You did not just duck.

332
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,192
It just looked so real.

333
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,671
Get up and serve the ball.

334
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,587
I got this.

335
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:38,894
Nice serve.

336
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,376
Ooh!

337
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:44,160
Whoa, whoa, whoa. And Guatemala
makes the save.

338
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,727
Nice pass.

339
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,729
Huh? Huh? Huh? Fantastic set.

340
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,165
Slam!

341
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,167
Point to Guatemala.

342
00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:53,430
We will make you wish
you were never born...

343
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,692
Nick!

344
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:57,782
That right.
Cower you little girl!

345
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,393
Yo, mama.

346
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:01,917
What?

347
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,884
Hi.Hi.

348
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,582
Any luck finding the money?

349
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,018
No.

350
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,369
I'm sorry, Suzanne.

351
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:24,200
I feel terrible accusing Kevin.

352
00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:27,551
People make mistakes.
It's all right.

353
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,379
It could have been worse. How?

354
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,468
You could have been right.

355
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:34,645
See, I know this is
going to sound petty,

356
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,605
but in my mind, I could
handle Kevin being a thief

357
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,781
more than I can handle
losing that money.

358
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,305
I mean, sure, he would go on
to bigger and bigger crimes,

359
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,960
get caught, end up in jail,
but he'd get out.

360
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,964
I'm never gonna know what happened
to that $60, and it's gonna haunt me.

361
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,837
But I'm glad Kevin's
not a thief.

362
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,190
And I am happy for you.

363
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:00,671
Thank you.

364
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:03,979
Happy.

365
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,373
♪ Tell me Are we there yet?

366
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,597
Good morning. Morning, Gigi.

367
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,556
Where's your mother? She's upstairs.

368
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,340
Oh.

369
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,693
Suzanne, come on!

370
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,565
We can't be late
for this meeting!

371
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,175
Let's go!

372
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,137
What are you doing?

373
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,443
Uh, I knocked over your purse,

374
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,445
so I was just putting
everything back in it.

375
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:38,013
So, you're putting everything
that fell out back in my purse.

376
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,667
Yeah.

377
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,451
Did this fall out, too?

378
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:42,670
Yeah.

379
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,282
Wow! $60.

380
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:50,417
I mean, this is a coincidence,
because I lost $60,

381
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,897
and here it is in a purse

382
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:55,639
that I just took out
of its bag today.

383
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,120
Really?

384
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:01,123
I'm sorry, Gigi. I'm
really sorry. I can explain.

385
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,994
How can you steal
from me, Lindsey?

386
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:05,345
I thought it was my mom's
wallet. I was just borrowing it.

387
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,824
I was always going
to get it back.

388
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,478
You made me look like an idiot,

389
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,132
and you almost cost me my
relationship with your mother.

390
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,438
You can't give that back.

391
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:13,962
So, where did you get this from?

392
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:16,312
From Marilyn. So, now you owe her $60?

393
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,880
No, it was a gift, kind of.

394
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,969
Well, whatever you were
going to use this for,

395
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,144
I hope it was worth it.

396
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,667
Are you going to tell my mom?

397
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,757
Your mother thinks I lost it.

398
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:29,195
I've apologized to her.

399
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,935
Now, I-I don't want to go to her

400
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:34,156
and open up that whole can
of worms that I just got closed.

401
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,940
People don't like
worms, Lindsey.

402
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,334
That's why they keep
them in a can.

403
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,641
I'm sorry, Gigi.
I'll make it up to you.

404
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:43,078
Mmm-mmm, you need to make
it up to yourself, not me.

405
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:45,863
Don't do this again.

406
00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:48,301
I won't.

407
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,868
What were you going
to use the money for anyway?

408
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,435
Tickets to the Super Summer Mix.

409
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,350
That show was sold out.

410
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,526
Yeah, I know. I got a
couple of the last tickets.

411
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,228
I got a couple
of the last tickets.

412
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,447
Yeah, I love Super Summer Mix.

413
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,057
Yeah.

414
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:13,413
Hello.Hey.

415
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:14,936
Hi.

416
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:17,808
All right, so I took one more
pass at the seating chart,

417
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,201
so you'll have it
in the morning.

418
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:22,378
Oh, thank you.
Where are you heading to?

419
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,075
The Super Summer Mix.

420
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,556
Oh, Lindsey, I thought
you said it was sold out.

421
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,123
Well, it was... You know,
these tickets

422
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,125
just kind of fell into my lap.

423
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,562
Oh, well, see?
That's good karma.

424
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:36,218
You lost some money, got
free tickets. It all works out.

425
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,307
Have fun. Thank you. I will.

426
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,311
Bye, Lindsey. Bye, Gigi.

427
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,924
Guatemala is up 93-91.

428
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,448
I'm open, Kev! I'm open!

429
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:49,971
Come on, Dad!

430
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:52,147
Shoot the three,
the three! Come on!

431
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:55,759
Oh!

432
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,805
Oh, and America misses
the three at the buzzer.

433
00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:58,980
Guatemala wins.

434
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,199
Game over.

435
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,288
So sorry, Nick.

436
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:05,029
So sorry you suck!

437
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,990
I don't care. Rematch.

438
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:12,123
Uh-oh. Nick sounds angry.

439
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,822
What? You speak English?

440
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:17,128
That's right, Nick, unlike you.

441
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:20,088
We beat you in everything,
including talking.

442
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,963
One more round. But this
time, the gloves come off.

443
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,705
I bet your hands
are soft like a woman.

444
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:31,012
I bet your daddy works
at the sneaker factory!

445
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,405
Yo, mama.

446
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,755
Yo, mama! Don't you talk
about my boy like that.

447
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,539
I will get on a plane!
I got miles!

448
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:39,847
Hey, hey! What is
going on back here?

449
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,983
Excuse me.

450
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,681
Just ignore them, baby.

451
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:51,989
No, she just called me a fat
cow in Mandarin. Give me those.

452
00:20:58,213 --> 00:21:01,999
What? Rosetta Stone,
y'all. Come on.